An investment, however, in the ingenious Giraffe Beer Tower will banish forever all such woes. Capable of storing 3.8 litres (6-7 pints), this solidly-built tower can hold beer, wine, cocktails or spirits depending on your intentions, or, if the latter, whether a compatible liver donor can be found.
In American English, a pitcher is a container with a spout used for storing and pouring liquids. In modern British English, the only use of "pitcher" is when beer is sold by the pitcher in bars and restaurants, following the American style.